I reckon that the statue is going to turn into a real woman at some point (painted just like the statue and will probably jump out and scare the s*** out of everyone).

Or is this just me hoping for another naked woman in the house?

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by Kneon Light
I reckon that the statue is going to turn into a real woman at some point (painted just like the statue and will probably jump out and scare the s*** out of everyone).

Or is this just me hoping for another naked woman in the house?

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Nope - it's not just you. It's actually a prospect I've been teasing Teresa with for some time 'cos it's scares her.

It serves her right for chasing me with a mushroom all those months ago...

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by Yvonne

It serves her right for chasing me with a mushroom all those months ago...

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As a new poster on here that is really confusing!

3 people up for eviction - the 2 with the most votes will be put in the secret room for a week watching what is happening and then will be put back in. I so hope Michelle is put in this room. It would be interesting to watch Suart during this time, especially as he wouldn't know she'd be coming back!

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by Kneon Light
As a new poster on here that is really confusing!

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Y is scared of mushrooms (freak) and I'm scared by just about everything else. If that statue turned into a person and made the housemates jump I'll probably end up crying

And yes for Michelle to go in the room. Poor Stu needs some sleep - hee hee.

So its Ahmed, Michelle and Emma up for "eviction" this week. Can you imagine Ahmed holed up in that room with either of those two for the best part of a week. :/

Not really. I'm hoping it's the two girls who get put into the secret room.

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by PictureOfFlowers
Not really. I'm hoping it's the two girls who get put into the secret room.

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So am I 'cos the two in there are exempt from nominations next friday. If Ahmed (tosser) goes in there, we're stuck with him for at least another 2 weeks from Friday

As for Michelle - Last night when she'd supposedly been crying on Stu's shoulder for the better part of 20 minutes, her eyes were surprisingly dry when she looked up... and how many times have you seen her checking the mirror behind his back?
Nope. I don't like her. Teresa, I'm sick of "chicken" too

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by Yvonne
and how many times have you seen her checking the mirror behind his back?

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Sounds familiar.......

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by Teresa
Sounds familiar.......

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... but she doesn't suck her cheeks in and pout as much

(BTW, for other peeps - we're not talking about either of us! lol)

Wow! Tonight's BB was the best TV ever! Worth the license fee on it's own!

*tries to stifle the urge to shout "Naked Shell!"*

Can't wait to see how the housemates react to the fog horn alarm.

That should get Ahmed going again

Naked Shell!!

Vanessa went up in my estimation last night when she didn't join in with the topless mud wrestling, unlike those other 'classy birds'

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by PictureOfFlowers
Wow! Tonight's BB was the best TV ever! Worth the license fee on it's own!

*tries to stifle the urge to shout "Naked Shell!"*

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I knew when I watched it on video last night ( I had to watch it twice just to make sure I hadn't taped some dodgy sattleite channel!) that you would post something like this! I had a picture in my mind of Geoff from coupling watching Big Brother shouting "Naked Shell, Naked Shell!"

Whist I thoroughly enjoyed it (and won't be taping over it for a while!) I must admit that I thought Vanessa came across very well.

Should be interesting tonight seeing the girls faces when they are told 2 people will be evicted. Also should be interesting to see Ahmed's face when he finds out he isn't going home!

BB is actually turning into the BB from 1984, the thing where they revealed that 2 housemates would be evicted? Well Emma and Michelle had bonded through wanted Ahmed to go, and now BB tells them that 2 are going, so they have to think 'I want her to go'. So it's like placing someone else in the bad place in front of you, like BB made them do in 1984.
And it was so emotional! It was like happy then sad than happy then sad, it was crazy. First it was sad 'cause they were really upset to be going, then it was happy 'cause they were like yes we're staying! Then it was sad again when they were watching the other housemates. I didn't know what to think!
Hopefully the 2 girls are gonna be getting some revenge.

That was brilliant

I laughed so much at Emma reading the rules on the bedsit laminate and bouncing around with her tits falling out. I even felt a twinge of 'Aaaaaaawwwwwwwwww' when Michelle touched the screen with Stu on it and called him Chicken.

This week is gonna be great. Glad I have no cash to go out

Oh lord, Emma and reading should not go together, 'read alone...OH! aloud!' It should be good, they'll get to see who the little backstabbers are and it's possible that Michelle will finally snap and throttle Emma! Woohoo! x

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by Eve..and it's possible that Michelle will finally snap and throttle Emma! Woohoo! x

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Woohoo, cleaning the gene-pool for the greater good

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by Teresa
That was brilliant

I laughed so much at Emma reading the rules on the bedsit laminate and bouncing around with her tits falling out. I even felt a twinge of 'Aaaaaaawwwwwwwwww' when Michelle touched the screen with Stu on it and called him Chicken.

This week is gonna be great. Glad I have no cash to go out

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I got told off last night cause while Emma was doing that I was sitting here going shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Like they can hear me LOL

I had it on in the background while I was doing something else late last night and was amazed by Victor influencing the voting to get Marco & Nadia up for eviction next week. He is such a git and Emma & Michelle are gonna let him have it when they come out