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by Whistler
Liking Shell (as a normal person) and that's about it at the moment.
(Edited by Whistler 28/05/2004 23:19)

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Shes gonna get on my nerves with the "i talk like this because im from the south of england" and shes a history of art student and art history is my specialty so i dont like her

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by Yvonne
BTW - Maybe there's something in that whole Y-likes-gay-men thing... has anyone seen Wale run? Does he mince?

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LMAO!!

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by KaTiEStar
(quotes)

Shes gonna get on my nerves with the "i talk like this because im from the south of england" and shes a history of art student and art history is my specialty so i dont like her

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Well, not saying she won't get on my nerves later. I'm the guy who picked the aggresive, KD Lang lookalike lesbian to win so my loyalties are divided

Hehehehe

watch channel 4! its sooooooo funny!

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by KaTiEStar
Hehehehe

watch channel 4! its sooooooo funny!

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HAHAHA! Shoot Anoushka in the knees

After a few more vodkas Kitten looks like Jarvis Cocker

TICKLE NIPPLE!

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by Teresa
After a few more vodkas Kitten looks like Jarvis Cocker

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only more masculine lol

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by Teresa
After a few more vodkas Kitten looks like Jarvis Cocker

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Let's hope she doesn't get her backside out.

Vanessa can though.....

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by Teresa
After a few more vodkas Kitten looks like Jarvis Cocker

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Jarvis Cocker and KD Lang's love child

*Sideshow Bob Shudder*

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by KaTiEStar
TICKLE NIPPLE!

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Okay.. now what?

Cross-posted from my journal, swearwords removed...

Ahmed
Got to admire BB's class in putting an unashamed homophobe in a house like this. None of the 'is he - isn't he' musings we had last year with Cameron. He's not the loudest but he'll be one of the most dogmatic. Could be the first eviction if he's unlucky, otherwise he'll survive while the easy targets are picked off first.
Why he'll cause arguments:
Ahmed's 44 and been through a lot - he's likely to reckon age and experience gives him authority and the right to be listened to. Oh, and he's got to share a bedroom with some very suspect types...
Best hope of winning:
Keeping his mouth shut and becoming a father figure, a bit of calmness among the lunatics.
Chances of winning:
Slim. Very slim.

Daniel
This one's gone in with an exaggerated sense of his own abilities and is probably even now thinking 'Jesus frag, what have I got into?'. That hat screamed "I am an intelligent, creative, unique individual and you couldn't possibly hope to understand me - but I know all about you already". It's going to be fun watching him flounder.
Why he'll cause arguments:
An innate sense of superiority in a house full of people who also think they're the dog's whatsits.
Best hope of winning:
Adapting FAST (like in the next 24 hours) and starting from scratch.
Chances of winning:
Not bad, if he can present himself as the only one who's not a) mad or b) dumb. One hint of smugness and he's toast, though.

Emma
Hold onto your hats, it's the return of Helen. There has to be more to her than just her dumbness, but you wouldn't guess it from tonight. So maybe there isn't. That unfortunate accent won't help but she may just turn into the housemate that everyone loves.
Why she'll cause arguments:
She'll frustrate the clever ones.
Best hope of winning:
By being normal. She's already the fan favourite, according to the BB website. *note - Shell has now overtaken her*
Chances of winning:
Pretty good.

Jason
No-one could be that narcissistic - could they? It's possible this may be the most shallow man in Britain, but then it's also possible this may be the cleverest. If he settles down after this, er, memorable start and starts to behave with some integrity he could go far.
Why he'll cause arguments:
He's a prat. Or if he's not, he acts like one.
Best hope of winning:
Finding the correct balance between showmanship and sincerity.
Chances of winning:
Not good on the face of it, but he could be a dark horse.

Kitten
Davina's not the only one wondering why Kitten entered BB. She seems to be against everything it stands for, so what's her game - smashing the system from within? Kitten's likely to be the firework of the house - explosive and short-lived.
Why she'll cause arguments:
She's a walking argument. She's probably started one already over the sleeping arrangements and another over the bathroom.
Best hope of winning:
It's a long shot, but she may just do a Jonny Rotten - win support by so obviously not playing along with it.
Chances of winning:
Pretty damn slim. She's far more likely to walk before the first 72 hours are over.

Marco
And to think, when he entered I thought he was going to be the house weirdo. Marco will put some people's backs up with his mannerisms but others will love him. He's got a very good chance of being the safe, sweet one - it didn't do Brian any harm in BB2, did it?
Why he'll cause arguments:
He's loud and he grates... but he'll also inspire some people to defend him staunchly.
Best hope of winning:
By combining artlessness and comedy value and just a bit of delicious bitchiness.
Chances of winning:
High, I think.

Michelle
Which one was she again? Oh yes, the dull one. She's likely to be VERY LOUD INDEED in order to show she's mad and up for it and to not disappear in the crowd. It won't fool anyone, and she will. Could last a while, though, because there'll be plenty of others ahead of her in the queue to be nominated.
Why she'll cause arguments:
Wants to be a glamour model and likes porn? She's not exactly going to see eye-to-eye with Kitten, is she?
Best hope of winning:
Revealing hidden depths.
Chances of winning:
Well, I don't know - but I'd be ruddy surprised.

Nadia
Let's ignore the bit about being a post-operative transsexual shall we, because I don't actually think it'll have too much effect (unless she shags Jason before telling him). What will be a factor, I think, is the indefinable air of smugness that she carries - she's a bit too pleased with what she's become, and it will put people's backs up.
Why she'll cause arguments:
Apart from the obvious, she apparently refused to take part in all the exercises during the selection process. Try that during a task and see how popular she is.
Best hope of winning:
Just being one of the girls - sanity among the madness.
Chances of winning:
Middling. Not an obvious favourite, but there are longer shots too.

Shell
Did she actually say the house needed someone nice? Oh, the comedy. But don't be fooled into thinking she's a soft touch - these nice middle class History of Art girls often have an iron streak in them. Even on the first programme, she seemed to have teamed up with Marco - nothing like quickly finding allies, eh?
Why she'll cause arguments:
Who knows, maybe she won't. But she could equally be like the old joke about women drivers - never been in an accident but seen lots.
Best hope of winning:
Nice guys don't always come last, even in BB. But she needs to carve out a distinct identity early or be lost in the crowd.
Chances of winning:
Unlikely - will probably be sacrificed in the last few cuts like Nush was.

Stuart
Was it my imagination, or was he auditioning for 'most dull man in Britain'? Another one who's probably now sitting there thinking 'am I the only normal one here', he probably fancies his chances right now. His mates call themselves 'team handsome' but nothing is a bigger turn-off than being good looking and knowing it.
Why he'll cause arguments:
Another one who reckons himself - he was head boy at school, damn it - and won't appreciate being one of the herd.
Best hope of winning:
If he's the one who loses the first task and never gets his suitcase it'll similtaneously win him sympathy and give the self-love a knock.
Chances of winning:
Fair to middling. No higher.

Vanessa
Could be a strong candidate - not a shrinking violet but not a lunatic either, not unattractive, but not obviously self-obsessed. Likely to be able to stand up for herself - no-one gets to be national champion at anything by sitting on the sideline. What's not yet known is how many sharp edges she has.
Why she'll cause arguments:
Won't be bossed about by anyone.
Best hope of winning:
By remaining distinctive without overdoing it.
Chances of winning:
High - but more, I think, because at this stage there's no one obvious winner and she just looks like one of the best of the field.

Victor
Oh dear - another one who thinks he's where it's at. Actually, he more than most might be able to mix self-confidence with not antagonising the viewers. But black contestants do very badly in BB eviction votes (Ray Shah excepted, but most people mentally filed him as Irish instead), so he may be an early casualty since he'll certainly cause a few rows.
Why he'll cause arguments:
He says he's like Marmite - love him or hate him - and there'll be a few who do the latter.
Best hope of winning:
Being lucky in who he's up against in the early eviction votes and then impressing when it gets quieter.
Chances of winning:
If he can neutralise the race thing then his chances are good. But he'll do well to do that.

My prediction? I'm going to chance my arm and say Jason (despite the posing pouch, not because of it). Who do I want to win? Kitten, of course.

And last year it was the one I wanted to win who triumphed, not the one who I thought would...

Okay, what were the odds that Emma would be the first one to injure herself? And what a smegging drama she made out of that!

She may be neck and neck with Jade in the 'stupid bint' stakes.

Ahmed -- old enough and smart enough to get on with everyone most of the time, but sooner or later he's going to start a big fight. Might walk off, might take a couple of weeks for him to be nominated but as soon as he is he'll get voted off.

Daniel -- will probably do okay, will manage to avoid making enemies early on; will either get on fabulously with, or clash horribly with Stuart.

Emma -- Stupid, loud. Kill her, somebody please kill her.

Jason -- it's thingy from Jackass, partyboy or whatever. The girls will nominate him a lot, he'll survive a couple of nominations then go.

Kitten -- in between provoking arguments will get on really well with people. Sometimes the housemates will hate her, sometimes they'll love her, same with the audience. Sooner or later they'll both hate her at the same time and she'll go. Might walk first tho.

Marco -- the BB producers thought "the problem with Brian was that he wasn't camp enough", more ritalin please.

Michelle -- not much going for her, not much going against her, she'll last a while simply because nobody will get round to voting her off.

Nadia -- could provoke arguments, but being post-op is unlikely to be much of a problem due to the large number of gay housemates and the small number of guys who might have a problem with it (Ahmed, Jason & Victor probably).

Shell -- could combine the best aspects of Kate, Nush and Tania. Nice, normal, smart and very, very cute. The girls will like her, the boys will fancy her, she'll not get nominated until late, it'll come down to how well she plays beyond simply being "nice".

Stuart -- will play the game well, but if he comes over as too arrogant he'll be gone in the blink of an eye. He'll do a good job of avoiding being nominated, but as soon as he gets nominated he'll be voted off.

Vanessa -- nice, normal and pretty; could be a less extremely-nice version of Shell, will do badly if she's seen a pretty-but-average, or well if she's seen as normal and Shell's too "nice".

Victor -- bolshy and arrogant, will cause arguments, will get nominated a lot but will survive a couple of evictions. Might walk.

The first few to go will be Ahmed, Kitten, Marco, and Victor.

Emma, Jason, Michelle, and Nadia will go next.

Leaving the nice, normal ones -- Daniel, Shell, Stuart, Vanessa. Stuart'll go first, then Vanessa, then Daniel.


Edit: minor edit made to reword a possibly inappropriate comment.


(Edited by Callum 18/06/2004 16:37)

I posted what I thought in my journal .... to be honest If I had to pick one person I wanted to win I would say Shell and one person I wanted out Now it has to be Kitten!!


......and I am so so so so missing not having E4

Taken from the C4 BB site:

Big Brother promised to get mean this time around, and at the end of the launch show Davina revealed Big Brother's first evil twist. One unlucky housemate will not be getting their luggage... for the entire series.

The housemates arrived with just a small overnight bag of bare essentials. They are expecting their suitcases with all their clothes, underwear, toiletries and luxury items to be delivered by Big Brother once they're in the House.

But Big Brother has an evil surprise for them.

24 hours after entering the House Big Brother will call the housemates into the Diary Room one by one. Big Brother will then tell them that one housemate will have to do without their luggage for as long as they remain in the House.

Each one will be asked to nominate a housemate who doesn't deserve to get their belongings.

As with all nominations they will not be allowed to discuss their decision once they leave the Diary Room and they cannot nominate themselves.

In the event of a tie the housemates in question must decide amongst themselves who will be the final victim.

When Big Brother has the result of the nominations, all of the bags bar one will be delivered to the House, leaving one housemate deprived of fresh clothes, underwear and toiletries.

Please let it be Jason. That'll teach him for him dressing like that and thinking it would be funny

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by Whistler
Please let it be Jason. That'll teach him for him dressing like that and thinking it would be funny

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Please let it be Jason so I get to watch that gorgeous body (just the body, I'm not so muscle blind that I don't know he's a minger) wander around all nekkid for 2 months

I dunno if I can bear to see him 1/2 naked for much longer he's soooooooo mingin. I have to go for the whole thing even if I liked his body (*ick*) the face would have to match. What's the point of liking someone if they haven't got the whole package?

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by Yvonne
(quotes)
BTW - Maybe there's something in that whole Y-likes-gay-men thing... has anyone seen Wale run? Does he mince?

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*Almost chockes on coffee laughing*

Anyway..looks as though it'll be interesting this time, plenty of arguments. I'm gonna pick Michelle to win cos she seems quite cool and she looks damn hot!! *drool*