The translation according to Babel Fish:

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If the Nunstruck is git and Slotermeyer? Yes! Beiherhund the or the Flipperwaldt gersput

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hmmmm!??

Someone told me that it's actually nonsense, although Monty Python did write some sketches in proper German.

Babelfish would seem to bear that out

well if that translated and part of its nonsense it is indeed very funny, however i am still alive barely but i'm still alive

Yeah, it's nonsense, made up partly of real German words and partly of made up words.

And going back to our conversation about this at the T-Party, the reason I had got it into my head that the funniest joke in the world was "My dog's got no nose. How does it smell? Awful!" is because that's what the Germans used in their attempt to counter-attack the joke.

And now I've probably confused a few people.

no you're wrong about the dog with no nose. the germans used the other classic: there were 2 peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted. lol

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by SPIKE
no you're wrong about the dog with no nose. the germans used the other classic: there were 2 peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted. lol

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at least we couldn't understand the first one!

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by SPIKE
no you're wrong about the dog with no nose. the germans used the other classic: there were 2 peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted. lol

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NO!!! You cannot beat me on Monty Python, don't even try! The dog with no nose was their first attempt, the one that Hitler reads out. The peanuts one came later.

ok you're right sorry

Joke Brigade: (together) Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

(Pan out of the British trench across war-torn landscape and come to rest where presumably the German trench is. There is a pause and then a group of Germans rear up in hysterics.)

Voice Over: It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke ...Cut to a film of Chamberlain brandishing the 'Peace in our time' bit of paper ... and one which Hider just couldn't match.

Film of Hitler rally. Hitler speaks; subtitles are superimposed.
SUBTITLE: 'MY DOG'S GOT NO NOSE'
A young soldier responds:
SUBTITLE: HOW DOES HE SMELL?
Hitler speaks:
SUBTITLE: AWFUL'

Voice Over: In action it was deadly.