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Posted: 18:12 Mar 14 2002
Another silly joke!!
I was told this today at work and I just had to tell you guys 
So, Dracula is wandering along the street and he gets tapped on the shoulder.. he looks around and no-one is there. When he turns back there is a pork pie in the road. He thinks there is something strange about this but ignores it and carries on.
When he carries on again he gets tapped on the other shoulder. Again, he looks around and there is nobody there. He turns back and there is a vol au vent in the road. He looks at it puzzled but ignores it and carries on.
As he carries on he is tapped again on the shoulder and he whizzes around to try and catch whoever it is and ther is still nobody there. He turns back to see a piece of quiche in the road.
He is just about to carry on when he feels a tap on his shoulder. As he turns around he sees a woman and she hits him with a wooden cocktail stick and as he is dying he says "Who are you..?" and she replies
"Buffet the Vampire Slayer"
fishie
P.S edited to add - I didn't see the other joke thread and the comment about the games forum until after I posted - sorry!
(Edited by fishie 14/03/2002 17:36)
So, Dracula is wandering along the street and he gets tapped on the shoulder.. he looks around and no-one is there. When he turns back there is a pork pie in the road. He thinks there is something strange about this but ignores it and carries on.
When he carries on again he gets tapped on the other shoulder. Again, he looks around and there is nobody there. He turns back and there is a vol au vent in the road. He looks at it puzzled but ignores it and carries on.
As he carries on he is tapped again on the shoulder and he whizzes around to try and catch whoever it is and ther is still nobody there. He turns back to see a piece of quiche in the road.
He is just about to carry on when he feels a tap on his shoulder. As he turns around he sees a woman and she hits him with a wooden cocktail stick and as he is dying he says "Who are you..?" and she replies
"Buffet the Vampire Slayer"
fishie
P.S edited to add - I didn't see the other joke thread and the comment about the games forum until after I posted - sorry!
(Edited by fishie 14/03/2002 17:36)
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how many times ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! *pop*
not a one that gets better after time!
not a one that gets better after time!
Posted: 18:19 Mar 14 2002 
Willow - I'd never heard it before so when I did I was howling and what was even funnier was the guy tellling it didn't know that buffy is my favourite show
Sange - t'was funny wasn't it
(Edited by fishie 14/03/2002 18:21)
Sange - t'was funny wasn't it
(Edited by fishie 14/03/2002 18:21)
Posted: 18:20 Mar 14 2002