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by Yvonne

We found out today (believe it or not we had no idea until now) that the Oscars are being held the first weekend that we're over there. So instead of sitting up all night watching them live on Sky One like I usually do, we'll be stood outside screaming at the hot men and trying to catch their attention While simultaneously screaming "buy that woman a cake!" and "eat some chocolate, love!!" at all the impossibly thin and gorgeous women

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Good on ya! And if you see SMG tell her from me, "eat a pie woman".

Also, dont forget that kidnaping is a federal offence over there. IE, no taking Brad Pitt for a spin without permission.

Please give SMG a very large pie for me, & possibly an extra value meal as well.

(Edited by Tycho 17/03/2002 00:27)

Hope you two have a great time and see you when you get back

and remeber .... keep your lippy on and your ermmm best not say the rest

Have a fantastic time the two of you!

Look forward to hearing all the gossip when you get back

Yeah - have fun girls and stay safe!

Awwww, even though it's too late, i hope that they have a great time and come back safely

Whether seen before leaving or once there, stay safe and have a great time

Just a quicky while I have 5 mins Internet access from Jazzs. Borrowed an excellent camera with zoom lense so I can close ups of Brad Pitt *swoon*

Awwwwwwww *really jealous* Hope you two have a great time!!!! And forget about Brad Pitt!! He' s married and not as hot as everybody thinks... get me Ben Affleck!!!(or at least piccies! )
Have fun babes! Missing you

(Edited by sara-angel 17/03/2002 14:05)

**Taken from BBC News 24 website**

American authorites are on high alert after recieving intelligence suggesting that they are to be invaded by two mysterious entities known only as Y & T. These powerful forces are destined to hit LA within the next week and cause social disaster by drinking all the bars dry and seducing all the men. Clothes shops will be hit by the sale of t-shirts to replace drink/puke stained clothing and young men have been warned that Y is especially good at removing their trousers.

Security at the Oscars has also been stepped up after reports that Y & T are planning to kidnap well known actor Brad Pitt and some other guy Vin Diesel(??). Anyone that see's Y & T during the morning hours are advised to treat them with extreme caution as hangover hell may ensue.

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Hope you 2 have a great time in USA..have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do...

yeah have a great time girls, and if you do get this before you go remember to try and get sussanas number for me, cheers

Have a great time you two...try not to get into too much trouble !

Lmao Milky...Have a great time girls

lol@milky!

Hope you both have a really groovy, funky time!

Have a great time guys

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by Milky
Clothes shops will be hit by the sale of t-shirts to replace drink/puke stained clothing

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I'm NEVER sick when drunk

Have fun guys

Have a great time!

What am I gonna do without my best girls:

Have a ball my lovelies, and bring me back something pretty