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I've actually had a fab day.
Come to think of it, I've never had a bad friday the 13th.
Monday the 13th, however...
Come to think of it, I've never had a bad friday the 13th.
Monday the 13th, however...
Posted: 17:46 May 13 2005
Another Friday 13th
so its Friday 13th again! Anything unlucky happened to anyone yet? The last 2 days i've been a bit unlucky. Overslept til 3pm so was in a rush both days. Wednesday I had my T-Shirt on back to front and chocolate all over my gob for a good few hours at work before noticing in a mirror. Then yesterday I had my Spiderman boxers on back to front. Today is gonna be a lucky day though for me I think, normally is 
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Posted: 17:46 May 13 2005 
Well, early on Friday afternoon I was walking downtown carrying a bag of baked goodies from Gregg's, including some lovely chocolate ring donuts (Mmm, donuts! 
).
As I was walking across the little-cobbled things you get at crossings for blind people, I... erm... tripped up (in my defense, m'lud, I wasn't wearing the shoes I normally wear) on the little bump things. Being perfectly in character as a complete tit, I had my hands in my pockets and couldn't get them out quick enough to block my fall or grab onto anything (had there been something to grab onto).
So I did the only thing any self-respecting clumsy half-wit in my situation could do: fall toward the ground with a cry of "JESUS!!" before landing (you guessed it) on the Greggs carrier bag, much to the amusement of passers-by (who, from this historic day forth, shall be known throughout the land by a term not repeatable on this site
). Arse, and indeed, ouch. 
).As I was walking across the little-cobbled things you get at crossings for blind people, I... erm... tripped up (in my defense, m'lud, I wasn't wearing the shoes I normally wear) on the little bump things. Being perfectly in character as a complete tit, I had my hands in my pockets and couldn't get them out quick enough to block my fall or grab onto anything (had there been something to grab onto).
So I did the only thing any self-respecting clumsy half-wit in my situation could do: fall toward the ground with a cry of "JESUS!!" before landing (you guessed it) on the Greggs carrier bag, much to the amusement of passers-by (who, from this historic day forth, shall be known throughout the land by a term not repeatable on this site
). Arse, and indeed, ouch.
Posted: 18:53 May 14 2005