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I like Mars... I don't think it needs a face lift!
Posted: 22:13 Mar 18 2002
Bye Bye Mars
Mars are spending 7.5 million pound on remarketing the faithful Mars bar to appeal as a 'treat' to women.
The nougat will be more 'fluffier', like old milky way.
The wrapper will change.
And the slogan 'a mars a day helps you work, rest and play' is to be dropped after donkeys years.
The new slogan will be 'Pleasure you can't measure'
To top it off the new bar weighs 62.5g instead of 65g.
One thing we can be guaranteed of is that the price won't go down.
A traversty!
The nougat will be more 'fluffier', like old milky way.
The wrapper will change.
And the slogan 'a mars a day helps you work, rest and play' is to be dropped after donkeys years.
The new slogan will be 'Pleasure you can't measure'
To top it off the new bar weighs 62.5g instead of 65g.
One thing we can be guaranteed of is that the price won't go down.
A traversty!
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I've heard it all now!
Posted: 22:20 Mar 18 2002
Its disgusting why cant they leave things that are right as they are.
Next thing you know they will be changing the name of marathon for snickers
Next thing you know they will be changing the name of marathon for snickers
Posted: 22:25 Mar 18 2002 
The damned thing has already shrunk from the size I remember it to be, and now they want to mess about with it further? 
*Grumble*
*Grumble*
Posted: 22:39 Mar 18 2002 
The question is... will it be the same when you fry it?
Posted: 23:04 Mar 18 2002 
It deserves to be cancelled, it used to be nice but it got a similar 'makeover' a few years ago and they took all the taste out (used to be malty like malteasers), then it just became a chocolatey camramely stodgy log.
Seems they are making it even less like what it used to be, ah well, there are other choccie bars in the ocean
Seems they are making it even less like what it used to be, ah well, there are other choccie bars in the ocean
Posted: 00:40 Mar 19 2002
Never really liked Mars ..... unless frozen and cut up into ickle slices and mixed in with icecream (now thats yummy) 
Posted: 08:37 Mar 19 2002
Hmm, I can't say I'll miss it.
I've been put off them for life by using them as hike food too often. 10 in one day & you really get sick of them.
I've been put off them for life by using them as hike food too often. 10 in one day & you really get sick of them.
Posted: 08:59 Mar 19 2002 
first they get rid of king size mars' no this pah!! i hope it backfires like new cola!!! 
Posted: 12:43 Mar 19 2002
Thats not too good Why does it need a facelift ??
I think its fine as it is !
(I don't eat the things as they make me feel sick,!
but I still don't think they need a facelift !)
Why does it need a facelift ??I think its fine as it is !
(I don't eat the things as they make me feel sick,!
but I still don't think they need a facelift !)
Posted: 13:24 Mar 19 2002
Its worse than the Starburst/opal fruits thing! A mars a day...was a cool slogan. Lets just hope they dont change the name to "Marathon"
Posted: 13:40 Mar 19 2002
i know its shocking, plus i couldnt believe they got rid of king size ones, the new big ones are rubbish the king size ones used to be thicker and wider, the new big ones are just 1 and a half mars' stuck together bah!
(Until a definitive list has been agreed upon, please refrain from using *any* swear words. Thanks - W)
(Edited by Whistler 19/03/2002 16:43)
(Until a definitive list has been agreed upon, please refrain from using *any* swear words. Thanks
- W)(Edited by Whistler 19/03/2002 16:43)
Posted: 14:48 Mar 19 2002
oh! i'm sick of them messing around wth traditional sweets...
i mean starburst??? stupid name...
then they changed the name of cocoa pops too...
jeez what is the world coming?
i mean starburst??? stupid name...
then they changed the name of cocoa pops too...
jeez what is the world coming?
Posted: 17:00 Mar 19 2002
by Rae
oh! i'm sick of them messing around wth traditional sweets...
i mean starburst??? stupid name...
then they changed the name of cocoa pops too...
jeez what is the world coming?
They did change it back again though
Posted: 17:06 Mar 19 2002 [ 1 2 ]