And another one....

"Someone left the taps running!"

Noone's gonna get it cos my mind works in odd ways

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the airport.... *der-der der-der der-der der-der...*

This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted a plain snow cone

Fire brigade flies in additional foam to fight Oil refinery fire, container of foam explodes.

Passengers foam from the mouth in anger after yet another delay due to bomb scare.

Ooh sweetheart didn't you see that the bottle of hand soap in the airplane toilet said 1 squirt only?

And another one...

You do realise you're not in the air, don't you?

When you KNOW its time to do some washing....

UK female bobsled team in financial difficulty

Figured I should pick this back up after my 3 weeks away



"Oi boy, I said toilet paper..... Oi! are you deaf of something?"

"Yes! I am still the world hide and seek champion!"

Bush suddenly realised that he wasn't at a nudist camp after all...

Bush misunderstood the concept of camouflage.

Bush trying to sneak back into the White House unseen after 7.30pm curfew

"I'm trying to write my name on the pavement in my pee"

Be vewy vewy quiet..... I'm hunting for tewworists..... heh-heh-heh

Lets try another one:


Scientists fail to clone Albert Einstein
New species of bat found in xtc lab raid

Spike's big brother tries to sneak back in after curfew.
After growth spurt spiderman looses stealth ability
Love child of Spiderman and King Kong stalks new girlfriend

(Edited by Chambler 09/02/2006 10:46)

Evil Geneticists have created an evil clone hybrid of Spider-Man and fellow superhero Giant-Man to create Big Daddy, the ultimate weapon for Fathers4Justice!

And another quicky


Possible captions:
Gay Army unit readies itself for invasion Iran.
Pink Panzer* strikes back!
Army unit replaces yellow submarine with pink tank

*The word Panzer is used widely to refer to the many German tanks in WOII

(Edited by Chambler 29/04/2006 18:27)