dont know you8, so cant comment.
i do, however, have a funny little story im just trying to pluck up the guts to tell about someone on here being accused of being a bloke in drag after one of the blokes at work saw a photo of her...

I think your name should be "Fifi Mahoney" though I'm not sure why, I just think it would suit you.

Mad, sharing that story would be hurtful to the girl involved and I think you should keep your mouth closed, no matter how man-ish she is

Holy crap, SPIKE's back! He's really back!

LMAO!! Interesting career choice...

I'm sure there are a few gay clubs around that would hire you. You could dance on a podium too (well if you're claiming to have a killer voice you may as well claim to be a great dancer too... ).

As for a name, I'm thinking something along the lines of Trixie LaFoof, and you could adopt a fake East European accent...

LOL...okay. Here's a plan.

Next big meet that we do(I'm thinking Alton Towers). You go in drag. The whole day/night!!

I'll give you £20. I'm sure some of the others would put some money towards it as well. We'll come up with a name nearer the time.

You up for it Spikers?

£20? For a whole day and night? If I can raise £200 for the whole day and night, i'd do it! Heck i'd even wear my chaps! I'd settle for £100 for just the night, may need soe help with my make up though.

Oh




My




God

I feel like washing my eyes clean.

Oh well, might as well go with it. First off, name-wise, surely you shoudl stick with the Spike theme and go with Drusilla? Actually, what was your old BuffyUK nic again?

Song, I would say, should be Urge Overkill's 'Man, you'll be a Woman soon'. I think that's the title. Or possibly, in tribute to a kareoke song you ran out on, Chesney Hawkes' '(Spike/Drusilla is the) One and Only'.

And mate, you gotta start somewhere, and if you start of demanding high fees (when, by your own admission you don't even know how to put your make-up on, let alone how to walk/dance in heels and skirt/dress .. though you have had practice at waxing..). You've been offered a gig, asking for ten times the fee is not good negotiation. Ask for double, and reduce the time frame (say, for one of the evenings?).

As for other, more long term venues, you could always try the Steam Engine - team up with KJ Darren to provide the tunes...

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by SPIKE
Maybe just a local pub for the time being would do and I can sing some songs and flirt with men.

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Actually, strike the Steam Engine off. Just make it somewhere I'm never likely to go.

Oh God, Spike - I totally love you, do you know that?

I'll put up £20

Hmmmmm.... a name.... a name.... Buffy..... Willow...... Windy Willow?


Actually... that makes you sound like you suffer from Flatulance......

Not sure on a name.... What about the old pornstar trick? Your pets Name and the street you grew up on or live on now...

Mine would be 'Gambi Marypark'..... not great... but then, I'm not planning on strapping on a pair of high heels anytime soon.....

Isn't your drag queen name supposed to be your pet's name followed by the first street where you lived? Somehting like that anyway

Porn star name is first pets name and mothers maiden name, didn't know there was a drag queen one. I like the idea of Urge Overkill, but isn't the title 'Girl, you'll be a woman soon'? i'll have to check. I suppose I can always replace Girl with Man though. Not yet too keen on any of the names mentioned though, nothing has really struck out, but keep 'em coming! As for getting a gig at the Steam Engine, I guess its worth a shot! Don't worry Jayjay I won't flirt with you, unless you want me to

I just put your first name into a 'drag queen name generator' and it came up with -

Iva Fetish

Hows that?!!

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by SPIKE
I like the idea of Urge Overkill, but isn't the title 'Girl, you'll be a woman soon'? i'll have to check. I suppose I can always replace Girl with Man though.

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Kinda the point of the joke. Much like Chesney never actually sang the words 'Spike is the one and only' - though should Flowers ever .. ever .. ever con me into singing that again, I may do that version myself.

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by SPIKE
Don't worry Jayjay I won't flirt with you, unless you want me to

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by head2head
I just put your first name into a 'drag queen name generator' and it came up with -

Iva Fetish

Hows that?!!

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I like it! I might actually go with that!

Haha I love this thread!!

I say go for it, if you're lucky you could cheat with some celebrity thinking you're a woman and then sell your story to a newspaper to get even more money!

How does this sound...

Spike, in drag, Friday night before AT, ROCK CITY!!

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by Milky
Spike, in drag, Friday night before AT, ROCK CITY!!

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Friday night before AT I have a great rock/metal kareoke I can take him in drag to instead


(Edited by Samphirette 12/04/2006 23:36)

You should so try it out! I like your threads, lol.

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by Alan
Holy crap, SPIKE's back! He's really back!

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Just what I was thinking. He seemed to have gone a bit grumpy on the atheists thread, but he's recovered with style now. AMIDALA47, wasn't it? Can't go wrong with a faceful of pancake makeup...