Okay lets for a change not start off with video's but with some funny website

Lets kick off with a flash music clip that is bound to put you in the right mood and than continue with a website full of funny / strange photos or this one that shows you what your pets get up too while you aint there. Now tell me with a straight face that didn't put a smile on your face

Some of you might have seen the "if you played for brazil" website that generates a shirt with "your brazilian name" on it. Well there are some more name decoder websites out there. One of my favourites is the Cyborg name decoder.

is what it creates for my nickname

Why don't you give it a try yourself and while you are at it try the sexy name decoder and the monster one.

A little Redneck poem:

Susie Lee Done Fell In Love;
She Planned To Marry Joe
She Was So Happy ‘Bout It All
She Told Her Pappy So.
Pappy Told Her, Susie Gal,
You’ll Have To Find Another.
I’d Just As Soon Yo’ Ma Don’t Know,
But Joe Is Yo’ Half Brother.
So Susie Put Aside Her Joe
And Planned To Marry Will,
But After Telling Pappy This,
He Said, “There's Trouble Still.
You Can’t Marry Will, My Gal,
And Please Don’t Tell You’ Mother,
But Will And Joe, And Several Mo’
I Know Is Yo’ Half Brother.
But Mama Knew And Said, My Child,
Just Do What Makes Yo’ Happy.
Marry Will Or Marry Joe.
You Ain’t No Kin To Pappy!

Cruise ship magic:
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, “Look, it’s not the same hat!” or, “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!” or “Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?” The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything. It was, after all, the captain’s parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it…..with the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day… and then 2 days … and then 3 days …

Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said …… “OK, I give up. Where’s the f——-n’ ship?”

Okay lets look at some funny video's
Electric shocks can be very dangerous but they can make funny pranks as well. This interview finally explains what actually happened in Roswell in 1947.

(Edited by Chambler 30/06/2006 10:23)