"If we new what we were doing it wouldn't be research"
-- Albert Einstein
"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer. "
-- Henry Kissinger
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter"
-- Woody Allen
"We're not elitest, we really are better than you"
-- Oddlystrange@u.p.g
"After three years, the dust doesn't get any thicker."
-- Quentin Crisp on housework
"Anyone that does not have a basic understanding of mathematics is merely a sub-human creature that has been taught not to make a mess in the house."
-- Robert Heinlein
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it by not dying...."
-- Woody Allen
"Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind."
-- Albert Einstein
"Humility is no substitute for a good personality."
-- Fran Lebowitz
"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free."
-- Michelangelo
"You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do"
-- Olin Miller
"Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny"
-- Guy Davenport
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject"
-- Winston Churchill
"A finite game is played for the purpose of winning; an infinite game is played for the purpose of continuing play"
-- James P Carse
"A witty saying proves nothing"
-- Voltaire
-- Albert Einstein
"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer. "
-- Henry Kissinger
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter"
-- Woody Allen
"We're not elitest, we really are better than you"
-- Oddlystrange@u.p.g
"After three years, the dust doesn't get any thicker."
-- Quentin Crisp on housework
"Anyone that does not have a basic understanding of mathematics is merely a sub-human creature that has been taught not to make a mess in the house."
-- Robert Heinlein
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it by not dying...."
-- Woody Allen
"Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind."
-- Albert Einstein
"Humility is no substitute for a good personality."
-- Fran Lebowitz
"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free."
-- Michelangelo
"You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do"
-- Olin Miller
"Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny"
-- Guy Davenport
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject"
-- Winston Churchill
"A finite game is played for the purpose of winning; an infinite game is played for the purpose of continuing play"
-- James P Carse
"A witty saying proves nothing"
-- Voltaire