OK, so this came out of a discussion between me and Flowers at a gig last week. Struck by how fantastic it would be to see Thom Yorke with a feather boa and high kicking, we stumbled across the concept of Fantasy Rocky Horror - if you could have anyone, at any time, who would you have, and what role would you give them?

So, we liked the idea of Thom as Riff Raff. Maybe Brandon Flowers as Frank-n-Furter? I mean, it would force him to shave that nasty little 'tash of his off. Lily Allen as Columbia? Tom Baker as The Criminologist? There was a number of names that came up, but here's the list I liked the best:

Frank-n-Furter: Brandon Flowers
Janet Weiss: Kylie
Riff Raff: Thom Yorke
Magenta: Kate Jackson (Long Blondes Singer - yeah, that was my one...)
Columbia: Lily Allen
Dr Scott: Alice Cooper
Rocky: Robbie Williams
Eddie: Jack Black
The Criminologist: Tom Baker

OK, Magenta is a tough one, definitely struggled to think of anyone current and mega famous. But the real toughie, that distracted us both for most of the evening, and noticable from the ommision above, is The Brad Question. Because, truth is, only one man has all it takes to be Brad, and that's Barry Bostwick. Everyone else is just a pale immitation. The best we came up with?

Brad Majors: Nick Brendon

So come on then, can you do better? Can you solve The Brad Question? Who is in your Fantasy Rocky Horror? Inquisitive minds need to know...