Maybe there's just something wrong with me, but the thing I found funniest about this story was that folks were having a "shootout" in the parking lot after the incident happened. Not that I think people getting shot is funny. But these characters have an argument and the first thing they think to do is to pull out guns and start having a "shootout" in the middle of the street? Maybe it's the word "shootout" that cracked me up so much. But it's just downright bizarre. Where was this? Tombstone? Dodge City?

The other thing I'd say is, if this Bush character is getting shot in the head by stray bullets while sitting on his sofa, it might be time to look for a better neighborhood. Perhaps make up a better lie. Or move to Delaware.

OK, maybe not Delaware.