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lmao of yes i'm doing this stuff and if we're in a lift in the blackpool tower at the meet thats a perfect time 
Posted: 10:14 Apr 05 2002
20 Things To Do In A Lift
Just how many of these would you love to do? Or have you
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Start a sing-along.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
One word: Flatulence!
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, not motion sickness!"
Meow occassionally
Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons
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Posted: 10:14 Apr 05 2002 
- Play twister
- Press a button and pretend you got an electric shock and liked it. repeat
can't think of any more at the moment
- Press a button and pretend you got an electric shock and liked it. repeat
can't think of any more at the moment
Posted: 11:56 Apr 05 2002 Done that one several times saying, amongst other things, "I'm wearing black underwear. You?"
by Sweet-Sange
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
I've never got a bad reaction yet
Posted: 12:11 Apr 05 2002 
lol
Posted: 17:43 Apr 05 2002
by Sweet-Sange
LOL maybe we need Milky on this and 20 things to do on an escalator
@ Sange...I thought I was being very chivalrous to the girl that was scared of heights What about asking Silver for 20 things to do while waiting for a tube train??
Posted: 18:38 Apr 05 2002 
Another one:
As you get in, put a box between the doors so they won't close. Turn to other passengers and ask "Is that yours?"
As you get in, put a box between the doors so they won't close. Turn to other passengers and ask "Is that yours?"
Posted: 19:03 Apr 05 2002
by Red
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Done that one several times saying, amongst other things, "I'm wearing black underwear. You?"
I've never got a bad reaction yet
I've been known to come back from the loo looking bemused and then announce 'This morning I put my underwear on inside out *again*'
4 times in the last month. Nobody seems to understand how I manage it. But it's easy enough, right? I'm not a morning person. It's dark. I haven't bother to turn my underwear right way after doing the laundry. You can all see how it might happen? YES?!!
Posted: 00:25 Apr 06 2002
LMAO ive just been cackling to myself so my family thinks im insane now, ah well
Posted: 00:37 Apr 06 2002
LOL Demona!
A friend of mine once did an hours aerobics without realising she had her top on inside out!
As for the lift thing, I don't know if I'd be able to keep a straight face long enough to pull one of these tricks off!
A friend of mine once did an hours aerobics without realising she had her top on inside out!
As for the lift thing, I don't know if I'd be able to keep a straight face long enough to pull one of these tricks off!
Posted: 00:45 Apr 06 2002 
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
One thing I like to do while waiting for a lift is to stand right up against the doors with my eyes wide open in a mad glare kind of way. It usually freaks out anyone who tries to get off at that floor!
One thing I like to do while waiting for a lift is to stand right up against the doors with my eyes wide open in a mad glare kind of way. It usually freaks out anyone who tries to get off at that floor!
Posted: 13:10 Apr 06 2002 I thought i was alone on this one... thank you for sharing Dem
by Demona
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I've been known to come back from the loo looking bemused and then announce 'This morning I put my underwear on inside out *again*'
4 times in the last month. Nobody seems to understand how I manage it. But it's easy enough, right? I'm not a morning person. It's dark. I haven't bother to turn my underwear right way after doing the laundry. You can all see how it might happen? YES?!!
I generally use it as a guide to how bad my day will be, as it proves i was even less with it in the morning than normal, and things rarely imporve much beyond that
Posted: 21:15 Apr 06 2002