16 Plots you will never see on Star Trek ( and there so true)
Sorry couldn't resist these had me in fits
1. The Enterprise encounters a mysterious energy field, and
they've seen it many times before.
2. The Enterprise successfully ferries an alien VIP from one
place to another without incident.
3. The Enterprise visits a remote outpost of scientists and they are all OK.
4. Picard, Riker, and Data visit the Holodeck and it works
perfectly.
5. Captain Picard has to make a difficult decision about a less advanced people, but the Prime Directive makes it easy.
6. A power surge on the bridge is correctly diagnosed as a faulty capacitor by a well-trained engineering staff using common diagnostic equipment.
7. The officers of the Enterprise encounter a new life form,
which later turns out to be a common, well-known life form who was wearing a funny mask as a joke.
8. A major emergency happens near the Enterprise, but fortunately some other ships in the area are able to deal with it.
9. The Enterprise kicks in warp speed and hits a large planet coming from the right that they didn't see in time.
10. The crew of the Enterprise is struck by a mysterious illness, but the cure is found in the well-stocked sickbay storeroom.
11. Geordie looks at something through his electronic eye band and realizes he hasn't the faintest idea what he is looking at.
12. While being attacked by Romulans, Picard orders warp speed and the Enterprise stalls and won't start up without a call to AAA.
13. Data is passed over for promotion because he cannot
understand the most basic nuances of what people are saying to
him.
14. Wesley Crusher gets beat up by his classmates for being a geek and he has to start making friends his own age for a change.
15. Counselor Troy makes an analysis that states something other than that which is blindingly obvious.
16. A mysterious being composed of pure energy tries to enter the Enterprise's computer but finds out it didn't bring the right plugs along.
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Desire Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money.
LMAO *again*
Sange! Where do you get all these? I really needed a laugh
Sydney You can lead the whore to culture but you can't make her think!
*snigger*
Barbara No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
--Eleanor Roosevelt
LOL
Vinnie Just because you don't beleive in something, doesn't mean it's not true.
17. Whilst in a battle the enery shields last more than 3 hits.
Mayhem An eighteenth century brain
In a twenty first century head - Adam Ant
18. That unsightly Borg implant does produce a crease in Seven's uniform
Sange It's only kinky the first time!!! after that it's just the Norm ;o)