In a stunning fast attack, Picard steals Kirks wig...
Round 1- *ding ding*
OK, celebrity deathmatch Kirk vs Picard...
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meanwhile ... Kirk talks ... very slowly and ... rhythmically ... lulling Picard ...into *A* ... hypnotic..............................
trance.
trance.
Shaking himself out of the trance, Picard is amazed to find Kirk's top is now carefully ripped in several places. Distracted, he looks around for a possible ally...
Picard searches starfleet regulations for a an appropriate clause while Kirk rushes of into the bushes to form a kind of rudimentary lathe...